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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 12:37
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
In what ways Indian parents are destroying their children's life?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Is there any kind of mold that might be good for your skin?
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Then came..
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to